"It's all any of us wants, to find a nice person to hang out with 'til we drop dead. Not a lot to ask!"
~ Lorelai
"I need coffee in an IV." ~ Lorelai
"Lorelai, this thing we're doing here, me, you, I'm in. I am all in." ~ Luke
"I'm rooming with a Stephen King novel." ~ Rory
"People are particularly stupid today. I can't talk to any more of them." ~ Michel
"People can live a hundred years without really living for a minute." ~ Logan
"Is it raining?" ~ random girl (seeing a soaked Paris)
"No, it's National Baptism Day. Tie your tubes, idiot." ~ Paris
"Oy with the poodles already!" ~ Lorelai
